If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it